WHO AM I KIDDING? MY INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM IS IRRELEVANT DRIVEL.
NICE BUTT
THIS IS AMAZING
I’M HERE TO AUDITION FOR MAGNUM P.I.
SHE’S A BRICK…HOUSE!
NO, I ONLY GET MY ‘WEIRD EYE’ WHEN I’M NERVOUS.
PAM WAS THE BEST CHARACTER FROM DALLAS.
HONESTLY, I DON’T EVEN BELIEVE IN THE EXISTENCE OF THE HUMAN SOUL ANYMORE. OR HELL.
BULL SHIT
DALLAS, AS I SEE IT.
HOLD ON, I’M TRYING TO MOVE THAT CUPCAKE WITH MY MIND.
DUDE, IF YOU REALLY GAVE AWAY THE ENDING TO HARRY POTTER, I’M GOING TO BE SO PISSED.
I’VE STILL GOT IT.
I’D LIKE TO SEE HOW MANY JUNIOR MINTS YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR MOUTH.
